🌮 TACO TYRANT – Unisex Softstyle Tee
Unleash your inner dictator of deliciousness with the Taco Tyrant tee — a glorious blend of political satire and spicy snack sass. This hilariously regal taco isn’t here to make friends — he's here to rule your wardrobe with a golden fist and a crunchy shell.
Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt feels as smooth as queso on a warm tortilla. Whether you're seizing control of Taco Tuesday, debating sour cream policy, or just throwing shade in the salsa aisle, this shirt ensures you stay comfy while making a bold (and beefy) statement.
Perfect for pun lovers, political junkies, food rebels, or anyone who believes in liberty, lettuce, and laughter.
👕 Product Features:
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Seamless one-piece knit for fewer distractions, more destruction (of dry fashion norms).
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Ribbed collar stays firm — unlike your opinion of mild salsa.
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Shoulder tape helps maintain fit during coups and casual Fridays.
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100% ring-spun cotton: soft enough for lounging, tough enough for tyranny.
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Ethically made, because even tyrants need a conscience.
🔥 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (with the tears of your political opponents)
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Tumble dry low (like your patience for bland tacos)
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No bleach, no drama
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Low heat iron — or just rule with the wrinkles
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Do not dry clean (unless you’re wearing it to a state dinner)
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| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
