🗯️ “Too Loud, Too Crowded, Too Real” Tee
Bold. Honest. And just the right amount of socially exhausted.
This tee doesn’t whisper — it casually yells (from a safe distance) what many of us are thinking:
“I’d be out protesting, but it’s too loud and there are way too many people.”
Perfect for introverts with strong convictions and sensory-friendly rebels who fight the good fight from the comfort of their couch.
Whether you’re skipping rallies, dodging small talk, or championing human rights from your phone, this shirt lets people know: you care deeply... just not in person.
🧩 Why You’ll Love It:
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Reinforced shoulders to carry the weight of all your social boundaries.
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Seamless tubular knit so you can twist, lounge, and fidget freely.
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Ribbed collar that keeps its shape better than your social battery.
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High-quality cotton canvas for bold prints and even bolder personalities.
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Ethically made, because doing the right thing shouldn’t feel like a texture nightmare.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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No ironing (you’ve done enough).
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Cold wash only — like your reaction to surprise phone calls.
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Low tumble dry for maximum softness and minimum drama.
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Non-chlorine bleach in case life gets messy (it will).
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Dry clean? Please. You’re not going to a gala.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
